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Farewell, Craig Rivet February 27, 2011

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I was happy to see yesterday that a team picked up Craig Rivet off waivers. It may be that the next few months will be his last-gasp chance to play in the NHL and I’m glad he’s with a team that will give him a change to actually help them out.

I’m sure Craig was right when he said he was sorry that he didn’t think the Buffalo fans saw what he was truly capable of. He’s not the player he was a few years ago, but I think he’s better than what we saw.

Plus, I have to give him major props for how he handled himself as a Sabre. Not many captains, or even veterans in general, would’ve taken the extended benching/healthy scratching that Rivet did with as much grace as he displayed.

So thank you, Craig Rivet, and farewell. I hope you fare well.


Let’s spend Mr. Pegula’s money! February 24, 2011

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I’ve decided to go on a spending spree, people. What am I buying? PLAYERS. Glorious players! Mr. Pegula has said there are no financial constraints on the team, so I’m going to go shopping in the NHL Players Store and see if I can’t make the Sabres a better team.


BUY Zach Parise (+3,125,000)
SELL Mike Grier (-1,500,000)

BUY Brooks Laich (+2,066,667)
SELL Jochen Hecht (-3,525,000)

BUY Scott Hannan (+4,500,000)
SELL Craig Rivet (-3,500,000)

I won’t get greedy, so I’ll just make these moves now. What do you think? Feel free to tell me in the comments!

Sabres New Year’s Resolutions December 31, 2010

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In the spirit of being the ever-helpful fan that I am, I thought I’d give the boys some ideas about New Year’s resolutions. Here’s hoping they keep these suggestions and learn them, know them, live them.

Luke Adam: Continue to grow as a hockey player, both physically and skill-wise, and displace one of the barnacles hanging off the Sabres’ ship [see Connolly, Tim].

Tim Connolly: Start scouting for a team who’s looking for an oft-injured, highly-talented center who left his potential back in his high school rink (ED note: harsh, I know, and argue with me if you think you can win. Addt’l ED note: you can’t win.)

Tyler Ennis: Watch old tapes of Maxim Afinogenov. Watch new tapes of Maxim Afinogenov WHO IS IN THE KHL BECAUSE HE STICKHANDLED TOO MUCH.

Paul Gaustad: Remember that there’s more to hockey than being good at faceoffs.

Nathan Gerbe: Keep a picture of a hockey net on the fridge so it can be easily recognized during games.

Mike Grier: Learn how to score on a breakaway.

Jochen Hecht: Become the Angry German we would much rather see than this mopey dude.

Pat Kaleta: Get some new body parts and see a migraine specialist.

Cody McCormick: Send a late Christmas card to Adam Mair.

Rob Niedermayer: Invest in some “Just for Men” so the guys will making comments about the gray hair.

Jason Pominville: Populate his town, maybe make it necessary to open up a Planned Parenthood clinic there.

Derek Roy: Learn how to dance on one leg so trips to SoHo are still a possibility.

Drew Stafford: Figure out which personality is the real Drew Stafford – the kick-ass, take no names winger or the totally-invisible, furry-loving one. Kill the totally-invisible, furry-loving one.

Thomas Vanek: Do some research on Valium.

Chris Butler: Write a dissertation on how last season’s horrible play could be attributed to being paired with Craig Rivet. Try to figure out angle for explaining away this year’s horrible play.

Jordan Leopold: Look up what “egregious turnover” means and then stop committing them.

Steve Montador: Buy an “I’m awesome and I want a contract extension” t-shirt to wear around the rink.

Shaone Morrisonn: Figure out how to stay healthy for more than one game at a stretch. And call Mike Green to taunt him about his Vespa.

Tyler Myers: Use zinc lozenges before heading to Calgary next time.

Craig Rivet: Pick out a nice retirement home.

Andrej Sekera: Buy a baseball bat to keep away all the women flocking in his direction since the Buffalo Spree’s “Most Eligible Bachelor” list came out.

Mike Weber: Learn how to fight.

Ryan Miller: Start threatening teammates with show tunes in the locker room if they don’t kick their games up a notch or three.

Patrick Lalime: Bask in the reflected glory from Ryan Miller’s warm words at the NHL Awards last year.

Best reasons why the Sabres won’t suck forever December 29, 2010

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I know we’re all very down on the team right now, and with good reason. But I’d like to offer some hope to you, the downtrodden fans.

Hence, here are some reasons the Sabres won’t suck forever (in no particular order):

  • Tyler Ennis – even though I see shades of Maxim Afinogenov in him, at least his “give a damn” isn’t broken.
  • New owner Terry Pegula – not only does he have the money to field a competitive team, he understands hockey and appears to have a competitive spirit.
  • Tim Connolly/Jochen Hecht/Mike Grier/Craig Rivet/Rob Niedermayer/Patrick Lalime – all are set to become UFA’s at the end of the season.
  • The new kids on the block: Luke Adam, TJ Brennan, Marcus Foligno, Zack Kassian, Drew Schiestel – they’re looking good and getting more experience with every game.
  • Ryan Miller – is not an unrestricted free agent until after the 2013-2014 season.
  • Possibility of a new GM – Pegula hasn’t said whether or not he’ll keep the current management team around, but I have a feeling at least some of the front office will be cleaned out.
  • Draft placement – if the team continues to struggle they’ll get some good early draft picks.

Do we all feel better now?

Well, I can’t complain about that… December 28, 2010

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When guys like Hecht, Adam, and Weber (twice!) score, there’s not too much I will complain about. Sure, Tyler Ennis should’ve watched his stick on that first Edmonton goal, but overall the team played well. Some interesting statistics:

  • Mike Weber had his first three-point game as a Sabre and was a plus 4.
  • If not for Cody McCormick, who did NOT have a good night on faceoffs, every Sabres center would’ve been at 56% or better on faceoff wins.
  • Steve Montador continued his plus/minus charge, collecting a plus 3 in this game.
  • Mike Weber, in addition to his two goals, had five more shots blocked. He also led the team in hits.
  • Craig Rivet and Andrej Sekera both had three giveaways, to “win” at that category.
  • Jordan Leopold played almost 26 minutes – nearly half the game. Sekera was close behind him. Their ice time amount was padded by time spent killing penalties.

Going .500 on a West Coast roadtrip is okay with me. Sure, I’d rather they started racking up points and moved up in the standings, but it’s a bit much to ask of this team. Now on to play the Bruins. Haven’t we already played them fifteen times already? Oh, it just FEELS like we have… right.

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